Brittany, a friend of mine, has an uncanny rapport with squirrels. We suspect that she may be the leader of a secret squirrel militia called Squirrel & Crossbones. As many know, the Squirrels are increasing in number and brazenness. When the New World Order is implemented, make sure you're on the Squirrel's side; otherwise, Brittany might throw you in the squirrel pit.

Show your allegiance to the Squirrels with this stylishly revolutionary shirt that may one day spare you from Brittany's squirrel pit.