Derby #8 - the New Archetype
There's no mistaking the allure of the Amish. The beards, the hats, the horses. It's a secret fantasy of nearly every non-Amish--to live in a button-less society and enjoy the comforts of friendship bread and expertly woven baskets. But, alas, this shirt may be the closest you'll ever come to living the Amish dream.

Embrace the irony and celebrate the Amish with a shirt you bought from the Internet. At least it doesn't have buttons.